WAX - Stay Offa My Facebook

Oh man, im tired!
And a long yet productive day at the studio today,
Feeling little good about myself,
Just gonna check my facebook and see if i got any messages from old friends of mine,
Maybe brag a little bit, Y'know what i mean?

I just updated my status,
It says, "Big Wax is the motherfuckin' baddest"
And along comes Katie, from Missouri,
Hits the 'Like' button in a hurry.
Two minutes later got a worry 'cause I check my messages,
And my girl wants to know who this bitch I had sex with is.
I say, "Who?". Up comes the chat box.
"Katie." Caps Lock.
I type back, "Girl it ain't like that."
Katie is the girlfriend of my boy Mike that I know from a Psych Lab, he's a college buddy.
She typed, "O-M-G. I'm not a dummy."
Her status says 'Single' on the wall,
Is that the girl you fucked on tour last fall,
So I hit the X, then I get a text, then I get a call,
Then I get a tweet @BigWax "Fuck Y'all"
I hope you and Katie both die,
Here's an e-kite you should both go fly.
I should've just deleted my page.
Fuck that, now i'ma need it to get laid.

Don't be postin' nothin' up on my wall.
Stay off my facebook,
Stay off my facebook.
And don't be tagging me in nothin' at all.
Stay off my facebook,
Get up offa my facebook.
And now my girlfriend wants to chop off my balls.
Stay off my facebook,
Stay off my facebook.
It just makes it oh so easy to stalk.
Stay off my facebook.
Bitch, get off my facebook.

Check it out.
Yo, drunk pictures, fun at the show,
Not cool to everyone that you know,
I just had a job interview, it would've been a a great look,
Interviewer called me and said he saw my Facebook.
He said I ain't gettin' the position,
Due to the picture of me nekkid in my kitchen,
With a bong in my hand that I just got tagged in,
All my friends makin' up their own fake captions.
One read, "That's Mike to a T."
And that was the one that was typed by me.
Whatever happened to privacy?
My mom got a page just to spy on me.
When she first friended me, I fuckin' hated it,
'Cause she thinks everything's some drug-related shit.
What are those little smiley faces for?
Damn It! I should've just hit ignore.
Yeah, I'm about to bite the bullet.
Delete my page, yeah, tonight I'm gonna do it.
Make a fake page with a wrong name and just use it to stalk my ex and play that farm game.

Don't be postin' nothin' up on my wall.
Stay off my facebook,
Stay off my facebook.
And don't be tagging me in nothin' at all.
Stay off my facebook,
Get up offa my facebook.
And now my girlfriend wants to chop of my balls.
Stay off my facebook,
Stay off my facebook.
It just makes it oh so easy to stalk.
Stay off my facebook.
Bitch, get off my facebook.

Once and for all, I just want all you motherfuckers to stay off my facebook page.
In fact, I'm gonna delete it and make a new one.
I'll pick a name of somebody really cool,
And have a picture with some dude with chiseled abs,
Takin' a picture in front of the mirror,
Say I'm from a cool place.
Maybe, I'll be from, uh, Anchorage, Alaska, or some shit.